Schrodingers Cruise, Long Bums and a Intimacy Coordinator at a Scare Maze
The Jason Manford Show
Absolute Radio
4.8 • 947 Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
This week on the show, Jason gets in trouble with his diary, Bin Chat delves into the specific weather issues of Northampton, Hit Me With Your Best Fact brings us some very interesting news on Woodpeckers and Jason and Steve pitch a cruise ship to an unenthusiastic listener.
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| 0:06.0 | Uh-oh, that didn't sound good. Looks like the boilers packed in. |
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