All-Star Paddle, Royal Variety & Vending Machines

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford and his best mate Steve Edge are back with some light-hearted fun for your Sunday morning.

This week, Jason spills the beans on an all-star paddle match featuring none other than Michael McIntyre and Gary Barlow. And if that wasn’t enough, he takes us behind the velvet curtain of the Royal Variety Show, where he may or may not have invited the Prince and Princess of Wales to swap their crowns for a paddle. (Spoiler: they were very polite about it.)

Meanwhile, Steve faces a life-changing question about vending machines, we investigate the mystery of a vanishing bin in Bin Chat, and your trivia skills get a workout in Hit Me With Your Best Facts.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Every neighbor
0:01.1	Got their flavor
0:03.0	Did somebody say
0:04.8	Just me?
0:05.7	She keeps them kids in line
0:07.2	Three little words
0:08.2	It's dinner time
0:09.1	Head sets down for some IRA
0:10.8	It's the O&K
0:12.0	We all did smell
0:13.0	Have you seen ragin
0:15.2	Think he's made a new sign
0:17.1	Tasty number nine
0:18.9	From the man you were arriving
0:21.1	Whoever you are, whatever your flavour
0:23.7	Every neighbour
0:24.8	Got their flavour
0:26.8	Did somebody say just feet
0:29.6	You're living with cancer
0:32.0	You're waiting for results
0:34.3	It's 3am
0:36.0	And while everyone's asleep, you're wide awake.
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