As he comes down the walkway, I look at his foot and I just go, ooh. He had a blister on the top of his foot that took up the whole top of his foot and it was yellow. Oh! It's cool when kids like, oh, I want to sit next to you. It's like, oh, yeah, that's fine. They get to talking the whole time. I'm like, did you listen? I said, yeah, I listened. Listen, so now, and then ask me the same question.

Oh, did you listen? Okay, so now, and then ask me the same question. Oh, did you listen? The locked gates. He got locked in SeaWorld because he said he was going to the bathroom. It's like, okay, Disney, did you ask him for his ID? Jail time. And they see one of our kids at an open-air bar.

This kid is sitting there like, and they all stood.

They were like, what are you doing?

You are not spending the days in your hotel room.

Your parents are buying you a one-way ticket.

They took her to the airport that night and sent her home.

And we weren't playing. The most embarrassing thing, like my belly.

I try to let out a silent.

And it was soft served ice cream.

Oh. Hey, best friends, welcome to this week's episode of teachers off duty. If you are new here, welcome. I am honest teacher vibes. And I'm joined by my lovely co-host. Tell the people who you are. I am Al Brandon Hills. You can follow me at ATX Hills. And I am Jessica and you can follow me at my t-shirt face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at us our fourth episode. Turn up. Yeah. We have had some fun, man. The stories we have told. You got some good stories, man.

On and off there.

All grade levels rocking around here.

You know where else you can see all grade levels?

What's that?

At the board teachers' comedy tour.

So for like four episodes one time, we just tried to see how cringy we could make it to do the intro to the comedy tour.

And it just kind of stuck.

So the all new board teachers is a Friday yet tour is on and popping, baby. It's been turned up. It's been litty lit. We're going to say it's been turned up. We don't know yet because this is not in the future. How can it know what I mean? But because we got three years of shows that have been turned up, we're just going to assume these shows are going to be turned up too. So we're actually off this week. But here's where we're going to be next. So next week, we're in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Evans, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. I know somebody going to be in the comments like, stounding me when she says Georgia, judge your mama. Not me. Evans, Georgia, Savannah, Georgia. and then the following week, we're in San Luis Obispo, California, Santa Barbara, California,

Los Angeles, California, and San Diego, California.

And then in March, we'll be in Cheyenne, Wyoming, Greeley, Colorado, Denver, Colorado, Colorado,

Springs, Colorado, say that fast five times.

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