Mr. Holmes, do you have a BBL in your stomach?

I'm like, what? I know I'm a little thick, you know, I'm a little thick. A BBL in my stomach is crazy. It's diabolical. My first interview, I was running late, and I pulled up to the parking lot, and I wasn't even dressed. So I'm in the parking lot changing. The parking lot's kind of empty, and I didn't know that the principal's office faces the parking lot. So I do the interview or whatever, and he's like, hey, I saw you changing in the parking. Why, you ain't put your flowers on when you left the house? I was in a row. You were in a room? What you were? Y'all weren't to be nice in iron still. Did you get the job? Did you get the job? I did get the job. That's all that matter. The other day, he brought this girl a coach bag.

I promise if I'm lying, I'm dying. A third grader? A third grader. It wasn't been from the outlet. It was putting out. It was putting out. Oh my coach for it. Where did you get this? You better put it. Right. You better put your mom. Hello, FBI.

A student, one day, he's like, I bought you a drink, I buy your drink.

He pulls out the drink and it was a white cloth.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Hey, best friends, welcome to this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty. If you do not know me,

I am Brie, aka Honest Teacher Vibs. And I have two lovely, handsome guests with me this week. Oh, stop. Tell the people who you are. My name is Keldrick Holmes. I am from born and raised in Mississippi, but I'm now in Georgia. Hot Georgia. Hot Georgia. Period. Very hot. What's your social media name? Instagram, K-E-R-I-C-H-L-M-E-S. Period. TikTok underscore Dre Holmes, D-I-C-H-L-M-E-S. Period.

TikTok underscore Dre-H-H-L-M-E-S. YouTube. Keldry Kohn-R-R-R-E-C-O-M-S-W. Say your government name. It's wild work. Friends head, y'all going to know my first and last name and all my socials. Trying to put the middle name in there too?

Period.

I ain't letting nobody know my middle name.

God, dog, I can't believe my mama named me, dad.

Tell the people who you are.

And I'm once in trial. social. Trying to put the middle name in there too. Period. I ain't letting nobody know my middle name.

God, dog.

I can't believe my mama name.

Me to tell people who you are. And I'm once in Tron on the one hand on all social media. Oh, what a cool name. On the one hand. It took me a while. I was like all these one puns and I said her on that one. It's creative. I like that.

You know what's also really, really awesome?

The Board Teachers Comedy Tour. Listen. in that one. It's creative. I like that. You know what's also really, really awesome?

The Board Teachers Comedy Tour.

Listen, the all new, is it Friday yet,

board teachers' comedy tour coming to a city new.

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