Hello.

I'm gonna be a sell-out piece of shit for about two seconds.

Just bear with me.

And the podcast will start and the funnies are rolling to your ears.

Uh, and you'll experience pure nirvana.

Anyways, if you'd like to, the Schmucks episode 3 print that's gonna be up for only one week

at shark robot.com slash psychic pebbles.

After that, it goes into the void.

And if you don't want to buy it, that's totally okay.

Just let you know.

Overall, just gosh bless, enjoy the podcast.

Have a great day.

That was for both of your cheeks.

Hope you smiled.

Mm-hmm.

Since the dawn of mankind,

humans have gazed at the stars

and asked themselves questions

as the stars gazed back. Why are we here?

Are we alone? How will it all end? However, out of all the questions man has asked over the

millennia, there remains one that trumps all others.

What if a nasally online web animator started a podcast where he shot the shit with a guest for an hour or two

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