Hey y'all, just a major, just a small update.

Y'all ready for a shameless plug?

Good, because I have something in store for you, man.

I have schmucks posters for schmucks, episode one and two.

And they're up for only one week at sharkromot.com slash psychic pebbles.

So you can get them if you want to, and they're there if you want.

If not, it just enjoyed the podcast, and please put a smile on that little face today.

Since the dawn of mankind, humans have gazed at the stars and asked themselves questions

as the stars gazed back.

Why are we here? Are we alone? How will it all end?

However, out of all the questions man has asked over the millennia, there remains one that trumps all others.

What if a nasally online web animator started a podcast where he shot the shit with a guest for an hour or two while you sat there with your gut hanging out. While most of man's questions

remain unanswered, I do have an answer for that last one. Right now. On.

Schmachs. Hi everybody. Welcome to the new episode of Pedophiles Anonymous. Now, don't be fooled. My guest with me is three, three.

Wait, what? How did you just introduce me? No, no, no.

I'm not sure that's a good look, dude. Look, I'm not accusing you of being pedophile.

I'm not of his pedophile.

What the fuck?

I thought we were just coming to chit-chat.

I didn't know this was to catch a predator, dude.

You got ambush. I'm asking you to have a seat. I got my pants pulled up nice and high.

I want you to have a seat so we can talk about some stuff that I did.

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