What's up my little weed heads? How you guys doing?

Uh, Zach here before the, before the podcast rolls up. Just let you know, if you do want to buy the Schmocks Vsauce print, you can do that at sharpgrobot.com slash psychic pebbles.

It's gonna be up for only one week. Buy it for yourself. Buy it for your girlfriend. Buy it for your mother.

What I recommend is buy it, rolling it by stuffing weed inside of the print,

and just smoking a gigantic fucking blunt.

And I'm serious about that.

Since the dawn of mankind,

humans have gazed at the stars and asked themselves questions as the stars gazed back.

Why are we here? Are we alone? How will it all end?

However, out of all the questions man has asked over the millennia, there remains one

that trumps all others. What if a nasally online web animator started a podcast where he shot

the shit with a guest for an hour or two while you sat there with your gut hanging out.

While most of man's questions remain unanswered, I do have an answer for that last one.

Right now.

Oh, schpats. It's a very irrational fear that I'm going to get a stroke, but I feel like I'm the kind of guy who'd get a stroke.

It's based up nothing, just other than my own gut feeling.

Yeah, no, I have that same gut feeling, and I'll be totally serious.

Whenever I smell something weird, like, all of a sudden, I actually get panicked that I'm having a stroke.

You think you're stroking out when you smell like a flower?

Yeah, like I smelled a burning light the other day when I was on a set, and it just, it wasn't like it gradually appeared.

It was just all of a sudden a lot of a new smell.

And I was like, this is it.

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