4.8 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2020
⏱️ 35 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
From bidets to porn sites, we talk about pretty much everything this episode. Thankfully it's a bonus episode, so we can do what we want! And so can you, but we'd encourage you to donate to the One Fair Wage Emergency Fund by going to OFWEmergencyFund.org. With your leftover money, feel free to buy yourself a plague doctor mask.
Buy our brand new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!
Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet
Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written |
| 0:08.4 | by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I |
| 0:14.7 | wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:30.0 | It's Corona time. Oh I was like what's our important message we haven't I haven't |
| 0:42.0 | been briefed. She for madness we're doing another bonus episode thanks to all of |
| 0:47.2 | you who've sent in you know corona related reviews for us to read. We appreciate it and you're welcome. |
| 0:52.7 | Yeah so I mean I don't think I have any other intro do you know I'm pumped. Okay you go first. |
| 1:01.4 | Okay well I will start with an email from Marina Marina says first I want to thank |
| 1:08.5 | y'all for putting out extra content during this trying time I've been running around non-stop |
| 1:13.0 | between my bars new delivery service and helping people in my neighborhood and both of your |
| 1:17.3 | surprise episodes came out right before busy days for me so I had plenty of laughs to get me through. |
| 1:22.2 | Thank God you already said you're welcome. I know I know I know so true so Marina says I do have |
| 1:28.4 | reviews for you but I also was hoping to plug something I love love you for promoting no kid hungry |
| 1:33.4 | and I've been working to promote another organization that is helping service industry workers |
| 1:37.6 | who have lost income or been laid off it's called one fair wages emergency corona virus |
| 1:43.6 | tipped and service worker fund. Whoa okay I know it's a mouthful but the website is OFW |
| 1:51.1 | emergency fund.org. Did you make sure this doesn't just like link to her PayPal? |
| 1:56.2 | You know what I said well I sent like a couple thousand dollars and haven't received a receipt so |
| 2:00.8 | much sure. Where did you get a couple thousand dollars? All these bonus episodes all our patrons |
| 2:06.9 | I'm just kidding um this is cool okay good to know. It is it is a great it I did look it up yes |
| 2:12.4 | don't worry I'm not just throwing out whatever links are. What if it's not Xander's fucking PayPal |
| 2:16.4 | he put up a dummy website damn no wonder he's getting thousands of dollars to send to himself |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from PodcastOne, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of PodcastOne and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.