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Welcome back to another edition of the Around the NFL podcast.

My name is Dan Hansis and I am joined by a room filled with heroes. Mark Sessler. He's alive.

Don't you ever count him out? Chris Wessling and Greg Rosethal. What's up, team?

Hey, Dan. You really threw me for a loop there.

Why is there a phone on the desk?

You're really asking why there's a phone on the desk. I know you've been under the weather mark. But today, it's back for the third time. Oh yeah, baby. You're the GM. Just setting you up. It's a prop. It was the setup? Yeah. You were out of the office, but you never lost the sharpness that made one of the best podcasters. Not an ounce. In the national football league sector. Comes back as John Stockton, just setting you up. I like, you, we're at the stage of the careers. We're like, in the comedies, you know, we need a little extra. Let's bring in the props. We're at the Gallagher stage of our podcast, which is, you know, made a lot of money. He made Guap. My dad was a big Gallagher fan. Yeah, very rich. I, yeah, my buddy Bob was a big Gallagher fan as a child. I remember watching some of the videos. I thought, you know, being in the front row. Isn't he, like, routinely seen as a hack by other comedians these days?

I think you prop comics get banged and get dinged a lot. But the Gallagher story is kind of fascinating because his own brother, he didn't steal. Welcome to the Gallagher podcast. He didn't steal. Save it for the podcast. No, this is the Gallagher podcast. his own brother, his own flesh and blood,

took the, borrowed the Gallagher brand name

and just started touring. This is the Gallagher podcast. His own brother, his own flesh and blood,

took the, borrowed the Gallagher brand name and just started touring the country saying he was Gallagher, and that led to massive litigation. Look it up. It's a nice wiki. I've watched the movie. Right. That's much more interesting to me than Gallagher's show itself. Yeah. I would watch that. You say that now, though, is a 38-year-old man, but think about when you were eight. The watermelon getting crushed by the sledgehammer, not bad. I don't know if... I want Gallagher around my children. Should a comedian's target audience be the same as Disney's? Yeah, Disney has done pretty well historically, targeting that market.

I'm going to grow up and be a comedian, gearing my material to children.

All right.

This podcast is for grownups.

The Around the NFL podcast, although teens, you know, check with your parents first.

You're welcome to listen as well.

It's good to get that out there, 600 episodes in.

Today's show... The teens are really anyone under 30 have no idea who Gallagher is.

So let's start plugging back into the show.

It's a teaching tool of this show.

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