ScathingAtheist 231: Cut Off Your Johnson Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, Republicans take a strong anti-”knowing true things” stance, we learn that buttsex is in Vogue again ... and then out ... and then in again, and the Mormons in the book of Mormon will go to a fountain called Mormon in the land of Mormon. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies --- Guest Links: Check out Inciting Incident’s 100th episode here: http://www.incitingincident.libsyn.com/ Check out the “A Topic a Month” podcast here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/a-topic-a-month/id1227145899?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 --- Headlines: Majority of republicans think higher education is bad for the country: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/11/a-majority-of-republicans-think-higher-education-is-bad-for-the-country/ House committee approves bill to repeal the Johnson Amendment: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/14/u-s-house-committee-passes-bill-letting-pastors-preach-politics-from-the-pulpit/ New poll: Creationism reaches all time low in US: http://religionnews.com/2017/07/13/creationism-support-is-at-a-new-low-the-reason-should-give-us-hope/ House democrats reintroduce "Do No Harm" bill: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/13/house-democrats-re-introduce-do-no-harm-act-to-correct-the-overreach-of-rfra/ Ken Ham sells himself his park for $10 to avoid taxes: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/17/creationists-have-sold-ark-encounter-to-themselves-for-10-to-avoid-taxes/ Christian activists furious over Teen Vogue’s anal sex article: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/13/this-christian-mother-is-furious-that-teen-vogue-has-an-article-about-anal-sex/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Defunding planned parenthood = more teen abortions, more unwanted pregnancies:http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/13/defunding-planned-parenthood-led-to-more-teen-abortions-and-unintended-pregnancies/ Go-Klings: God will cure all disease if we defund Planned Parenthood: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/11/gordon-klingenschmitt-god-will-heal-diseases-if-we-defund-planned-parenthood/

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0:00.0	One, there's no way to describe current events without profanity, and we're not trying
0:04.9	anyway.
0:05.9	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by zippercruiter.com.
0:11.9	And by our Jeff Sessions in 5 Words or Less Contest.
0:16.3	Today's winner is Matt, who had Gringot's Teller Fughorn Leghorn, which did a much better
0:23.2	book than the Curse of Child, and obviously an amazing stage play, nice work Matt.
0:27.9	Now, normally it'd be time for a new subject, but there is no shortage of enthusiasm for
0:33.6	describing the Attorney General.
0:35.1	So we're going to keep it going.
0:36.5	Please keep tweeting us your best 5 Words or Less using the hashtag SessionsSkave, and
0:41.5	you could be the next winner.
0:43.6	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:47.1	This is Aiden from Atopic A Month Podcast.
0:49.9	I assure you we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:57.9	It's Thursday.
1:16.3	It's July 20th.
1:17.7	And this week they're coming for our Johnson.
1:20.0	I have no illusions.
1:21.9	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:23.2	I'm Heath N. Wright.
1:24.8	New York, New York.
1:26.2	Secret Laire, Pennsylvania.
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