ScathingAtheist 230: Drug Induced Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

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🗓️ 13 July 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains more foul language than an issue of chicken magazine.
0:06.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club.
0:11.5	And by our Jeff Sessions in 5 Words or Less Contest, this winner is Anne, who had Golem
0:19.2	cosplaying as Kenny Lugins.
0:22.4	Anne also had a few more words after that, which may or may not have referenced Archer,
0:26.7	which I love, but I'm not going to read those words now because I don't want to encourage
0:30.4	people to break the goddamn rules like we're savages.
0:33.5	So please keep sending us your best 5 Words or Less, and 5 Words or Less using the hashtag
0:40.6	SessionsScave, and you could be the next winner.
0:44.8	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:47.2	Hi, I'm Marissa Alexa McCool, the Insighting Incident Podcast.
0:51.8	We're celebrating 100 episodes here in Carlisle, Pennsylvania tomorrow night with The Skating
0:56.3	Guys, Gatheus Manifesto, opening arguments, and former NFL star Chris Clouy.
1:00.9	You may also remember me from ReasonCon, where when I wasn't being confused for Callie,
1:05.7	I did learn that I, in fact, evolved from a filthy monkey trans man.
1:27.3	It's Thursday, it's July 13th.
1:33.6	And if you don't like Wordplay, this episode's going to be pun-ish-ing.
1:38.7	I'm no illusions.
1:41.1	Um, Eli Bosnick, I'm Heathen Rybans, and from New York, New York, and Secret Layer,
1:46.3	Pennsylvania, this is The Skating Atheist.
1:49.3	On this week's episode, we all get laid less than Vatican Cardinals, the robotics industry,
1:56.2	continues to Westworld imperialize Pakistan.
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