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It's Thursday. It's Star Wars Day. And I don't stand by anything either. I'm no illusions.

I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Heathen Wright. And from New York, New York, and secret

layer Pennsylvania, this skating atheist on this week's episode. And Rutores joins us

to explain why children shouldn't have a playground. SkyNet finally launches their baby genocide

slash snack cake project. And Glob Toporski will be here to discuss truth and politics and

other popular fantasies. But first, the Dietri.

It's amazing to me, the kind of semantic webs people are willing to weave in order to

not blame religion for shit. And some are so pervasive that you really have to step back

to realize just how absurd they are. Let me give you a perfect example. How many times

have you heard someone suggest that the problem is organized religion, right? As though

the fault somehow also lies with organization. I mean, quick, name one of those other things

that's perfectly okay until it's organized. I'll wait Calvin ball, maybe Eli's sense

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