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🗓️ 27 April 2017
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, the following podcast contains sincere heartfelt reflections on community and friendship, |
0:06.0 | but don't worry, we also still say fuck. |
0:08.4 | This week's episode, The Skating Atheist, is brought to you by |
0:12.6 | plumethat.com, upside.com, and by our Mitch McConnell physical description contest. |
0:20.1 | This winner is at Baron Attyme, who had a brief dialogue that went like this. |
0:26.8 | He will sign his one. Nobody could make a half clam, half croissant. |
0:31.0 | He'll sign his two, hold my beaker, who played Baron Attyme. |
0:35.2 | I'm kind of hungry. |
0:36.9 | Next week we're going to switch over to describing Alex Jones in five words or less. |
0:42.1 | So send us your favorites using the hashtag, Skating Alex Jones. |
0:46.4 | You could be the next winner. |
0:48.3 | And now, Skating Atheist. |
0:51.6 | My name is Craig, and I'm just some guy from States, bro, Georgia. |
0:56.2 | I'm a former Mormon. |
0:58.5 | Mormons love genealogy, and my dad claims that he has traced my family's history all the |
1:04.2 | way back to Adam and Eve. |
1:06.8 | So obviously, I am the crowning jewel of all of God's glorious creations, all of you |
1:13.5 | smelly motherfuckers evolved from filthy, monkey men. |
1:26.2 | It's April 27th, and we haven't slept in four days, so this one's going to get weird. |
1:44.2 | Oh yeah, I'm no illusions. |
1:46.0 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
1:47.4 | I'm Heathen Wright. |
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