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The Scathing Atheist

ScathingAtheist 219: Nerd Kraken Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, the march for Math and Social Studies go vastly underreported, Ray Comfort Freudian slips on a banana peel, and we run out of excuses to keep the Book of Mormon on hiatus. --- If you’d like to support Citation Needed (and get a sneak preview of the new show), you can find our Patreon Page here: https://www.patreon.com/citationpod To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies --- Headlines: March for science: http://religionnews.com/2017/04/22/thousands-rally-for-truth-evidence-based-policies-at-march-for-science/ ID proponents bitch about being left out of March for Science: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/04/21/intelligent-design-advocates-are-angry-theyre-not-partners-in-the-march-for-science/ San Antonio Mayor: Atheists are broken people who cause poverty: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/04/22/san-antonio-mayor-homelessness-is-caused-by-broken-people-who-dont-believe-in-god/ Defense Department expands list of recognized religions to include “humanist”, “deist”, and “no religion” http://religionnews.com/2017/04/21/defense-department-expands-its-list-of-recognized-religions/ Oprah celebrates anti-LGBT pastor in upcoming series: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/04/20/oprah-winfrey-celebrates-anti-lgbt-pastor-john-gray-in-new-eight-episode-series/ Ray Comfort announces “Banana Man” book release: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/04/22/ray-comfort-wrote-a-book-about-his-infamous-banana-video/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Another MI doctor arrested over FGM investigation: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/04/22/another-mi-doctor-arrested-along-with-his-wife-for-assisting-with-female-genital-mutilation/ Bye-bye Billy: https://www.theatlantic.com/news/archive/2017/04/why-was-bill-oreilly-really-fired/523614/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, the following podcast contains sincere heartfelt reflections on community and friendship,

0:06.0

but don't worry, we also still say fuck.

0:08.4

This week's episode, The Skating Atheist, is brought to you by

0:12.6

plumethat.com, upside.com, and by our Mitch McConnell physical description contest.

0:20.1

This winner is at Baron Attyme, who had a brief dialogue that went like this.

0:26.8

He will sign his one. Nobody could make a half clam, half croissant.

0:31.0

He'll sign his two, hold my beaker, who played Baron Attyme.

0:35.2

I'm kind of hungry.

0:36.9

Next week we're going to switch over to describing Alex Jones in five words or less.

0:42.1

So send us your favorites using the hashtag, Skating Alex Jones.

0:46.4

You could be the next winner.

0:48.3

And now, Skating Atheist.

0:51.6

My name is Craig, and I'm just some guy from States, bro, Georgia.

0:56.2

I'm a former Mormon.

0:58.5

Mormons love genealogy, and my dad claims that he has traced my family's history all the

1:04.2

way back to Adam and Eve.

1:06.8

So obviously, I am the crowning jewel of all of God's glorious creations, all of you

1:13.5

smelly motherfuckers evolved from filthy, monkey men.

1:26.2

It's April 27th, and we haven't slept in four days, so this one's going to get weird.

1:44.2

Oh yeah, I'm no illusions.

1:46.0

I'm Eli Bosnick.

1:47.4

I'm Heathen Wright.

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