ScathingAtheist 172: God's Unwanted Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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In this week’s episode, we witness an act of bovine intervention, Jim Bakker becomes the world's least successful Mexican powder salesman, and Shannon Low, the lead singer of the formerly Christian band The Order of Elijah will be here to tell us what the “formerly” thing is all about. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to get tickets for our live record of God Awful movies in NYC. Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. --- Guest Links: Click Here to check out The Order of Elijah’s Facebook Page. Click Here to read about Shannon Low’s fateful Facebook post on The Friendly Atheist. Click Here to check out the full episode of Be Reasonable referenced in the episode. --- Headlines: Ray Comfort told to fuck off from Reason Rally: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/28/ray-comforts-plan-to-evangelize-to-atheists-at-the-reason-rally-has-been-thwarted/ SJ DOUBLE-MOOhttp://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/23/in-india-security-cameras-capture-a-cow-attacking-men-in-the-middle-of-an-honor-killing/ Teacher prayed kids scores better: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/26/principal-charged-in-cheating-scandal-said-kids-scores-improved-because-she-prayed-for-them/ Uber made me do ithttp://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/23/michigan-spree-killer-says-he-didnt-really-do-it-it-was-the-devil-in-his-uber-phone-app/ Hell awaits grumpy cat: http://www.newsweek.com/saudi-cleric-coughs-hairballs-over-cat-pictures-gulf-kingdom-463356 Saudi man shoots doctor who delivered his baby for seeing his wife’s hoo-ha: http://m.gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/man-shoots-male-doctor-for-assisting-his-wife-s-delivery-in-saudi-arabia-1.1835093 NJ rejects bill to give $11 million to religious schools: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/26/new-jersey-appeals-court-rejects-bill-giving-11000000-in-taxpayer-money-to-two-religious-schools/ Jim bakker has giant bucket of MEXICAN food nowhttp://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/24/televangelist-jim-bakker-buy-my-giant-buckets-of-mexican-food-because-things-are-coming/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Catholic school dance rules: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/25/catholic-school-issues-dance-rules-no-cleavage-heels-stay-on-and-only-serious-dates-allowed/ Dad forces 14 year old daughter to marry her rapist: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/26/christian-dad-took-his-14-year-old-to-her-rapist-and-made-them-get-married/ Church accused of covering up dad on daughter rape and the herpes she contracted from it: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/27/lawsuit-alleges-that-church-leaders-ignored-girl-who-was-raped-by-her-father-and-contracted-herpes/

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0:00.0	With BT Broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom and hello to...
0:04.5	Huh?
0:30.5	Warning, the following podcast contains explicit language, so if you're gonna listen, you have to promise not to tell.
0:36.9	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new restroom option for trans people in North Carolina.
0:44.5	From the makers of Transport-A-Potty, mobile colostomy systems, presenting the Demi-John.
0:50.8	It's a large jug that sits on the floor between the men's room and the ladies room and offers the perfect solution
0:56.3	for anyone born with the wrong amount of penises for the indoor facilities.
1:00.7	The Demi-John, because it's not okay to trans-P in the cis pool.
1:06.0	And now, The Skating Atheist.
1:08.4	This is Adam and we did in fact evolve from filthy, monkey glory holes.
1:15.3	Ah, it's Thursday.
1:25.3	It's June 2nd.
1:26.6	And when I'm in charge of the zoo, the monkey gets to eat the kid.
1:29.6	A, the monkey got what he deserved.
1:31.6	A kid.
1:32.4	And then somebody shot him.
1:33.4	I'm Noah Luzonz.
1:34.4	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:35.8	I'm Heath N. Wright.
1:37.0	And from Bucks' Wine Country, well, dosta-Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.
1:42.3	On this week's episode, an act of bovine interventions,
1:47.7	Jim Baker becomes the world's least successful Mexican powder salesman.
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