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🗓️ 26 May 2016
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | One inked the following podcast contains a fence of nouns, explicit verbs, and some pretty |
0:04.6 | fucked up adjectives too. |
0:07.0 | This week's episode of The Scaving Atheist is brought to you by the new temp agency run |
0:11.8 | by Scientology's SeaOrk, Dollar Slave Club. |
0:15.9 | Looking for brainwashed manual laborers, tired of the way they lock up the merchandise at |
0:20.6 | the store, can't afford to replace the old ones on a regular basis. |
0:24.6 | Well, don't worry, we're an international pirate cult, so we have no laws. |
0:29.8 | And we passed on the savings to you. |
0:32.5 | Dollar Slave Club, masters and commanders in the art of slaving. |
0:37.4 | And now, The Scaving Atheist. |
0:39.9 | This is Dee. |
0:40.9 | And Matt from the indecent proposal last week. |
0:43.5 | I asked Matt to marry me, and he said yes, because we did, in fact, evolve from filthy |
0:49.6 | monkey men. |
0:51.4 | And no Eli, you can't fuck Matt. |
0:59.8 | It's Thursday. |
1:06.6 | It's May 26th. |
1:07.8 | And I refuse to go to Reason Rally if I'm not allowed to say the end word. |
1:11.1 | Oh, no illusions. |
1:13.1 | I'm Eli Bosnik. |
1:14.1 | He's then right. |
1:15.4 | And from Hands Across Budweiser, Felt Dosta, Georgia, this is The Scaving Atheist. |
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