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The Scathing Atheist

ScathingAtheist 171: Under the Hud Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, a Kansas Group wants to make sure pugapegacorns don’t rule the skies, a group of evil rape victims hires James Spader's dad to knock down a church, and Muhammad will challenge us to write even one sentence as good as his several more times. --- CLICK HERE to get tickets for our 8/12 live show in NYC --- Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. --- Headlines: Amendment to RFRA that you can’t be a monster http://www.centerforinquiry.net/newsroom/do_no_harm_act/ Head of Christian Charity steals half a million dollars to fund his “sex addiction” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/19/head-of-christian-charity-embezzled-475000-to-finance-his-sex-addiction/ Church sold to pay sexual abuse victims and the people are really sad...about their church...being closed...not the victims...the church http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/19/st-frances-xavier-cabrini-boston-church-catholic-clergy-abuse and http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/boston-area-catholic-church-sold-to-pay-sexual-abuse-victims-despite-parishioners-12-year-battle/ Christian High School Policy allows them to expel you for having a gay sibling: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/19/christian-high-school-says-it-has-the-right-to-expel-you-if-you-have-a-gay-sibling-at-home/ and http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/22/christian-school-that-wont-admit-you-if-you-have-a-gay-sibling-responds-after-public-outcry/ Kansas Anti-abortion group demands people not combine people and animalshttp://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/not-crazy-kansas-anti-abortion-group-demands-lawmakers-oppose-mythical-human-animal-hybrids/ Texas town keeps cross in public park by selling tiny patch of land around it to local church: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/20/port-neches-tx-keeps-cross-in-public-park-by-selling-that-tiny-portion-of-land-to-a-local-church/ Jerry falwell university has 26% employment ratehttp://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/graduates-from-jerry-falwells-liberty-university-law-have-a-comically-high-26-unemployment-rate/ Guy sells kid hitting stickshttp://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/christian-peddling-creepy-discipline-sticks-wants-to-keep-his-business-a-secret/ also, he went out of business http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/21/the-christian-who-was-secretly-selling-child-beating-sticks-has-shut-his-business-down/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Iranian cops arrest fashion models and photographers over “Unislamic Hair” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/20/iranian-cops-arrest-models-and-photographers-for-instagram-pics-of-un-islamic-hair/ Cop told rape victim to engage in naked catfights http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/shocking-lawsuit-alleges-detective-ordered-a-rape-victim-to-engage-in-nude-cat-fights/ (This is the one with the video I was telling you about -Lucinda) Badass senator yells at her asshole colleagues for stripper weight limitshttp://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/smackdown-of-the-week-louisiana-rep-scolds-cackling-colleagues-for-wanting-stripper-weight-limits/

Transcript

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0:00.0

One inked the following podcast contains a fence of nouns, explicit verbs, and some pretty

0:04.6

fucked up adjectives too.

0:07.0

This week's episode of The Scaving Atheist is brought to you by the new temp agency run

0:11.8

by Scientology's SeaOrk, Dollar Slave Club.

0:15.9

Looking for brainwashed manual laborers, tired of the way they lock up the merchandise at

0:20.6

the store, can't afford to replace the old ones on a regular basis.

0:24.6

Well, don't worry, we're an international pirate cult, so we have no laws.

0:29.8

And we passed on the savings to you.

0:32.5

Dollar Slave Club, masters and commanders in the art of slaving.

0:37.4

And now, The Scaving Atheist.

0:39.9

This is Dee.

0:40.9

And Matt from the indecent proposal last week.

0:43.5

I asked Matt to marry me, and he said yes, because we did, in fact, evolve from filthy

0:49.6

monkey men.

0:51.4

And no Eli, you can't fuck Matt.

0:59.8

It's Thursday.

1:06.6

It's May 26th.

1:07.8

And I refuse to go to Reason Rally if I'm not allowed to say the end word.

1:11.1

Oh, no illusions.

1:13.1

I'm Eli Bosnik.

1:14.1

He's then right.

1:15.4

And from Hands Across Budweiser, Felt Dosta, Georgia, this is The Scaving Atheist.

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