ScathingAtheist 168: Public Duty Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, we fight bigotry with the power of song, Lucifer gets called the C word, and we learn that those first eight Surahs weren’t the bad ones. --- We’d like to offer a special thanks to Anna Phyllis Smith and Morgan Clarke for lending us their musical and mixing expertise respectively this week. And if you can’t Go Take a Public $hit in Oxford, Alabama out of your head, you can get a copy on CD Baby here. All the proceeds will be donated to the Heartland Trans Wellness Group. If you’d like to learn more about them, you can find their website here. If you’d like to hear more from Anna Phyllis Smith, check out her website. If you’d like to hear more from Morgan Clarke, check him out on SoundCloud. --- Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. --- HEADLINES: Editor of Bangledesh’s only LGTB magazine hacked to death http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/26/475717047/editor-of-bangladeshs-only-lgbt-magazine-is-hacked-to-death Yet another victim: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/30/another-day-another-bangladeshi-man-murdered-for-supposedly-insulting-islam/ I took picture of heaven guy says someone stole his phone http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/pastor-says-he-took-pictures-of-heaven-but-lost-them-when-hi Congress spends a metric fuckton of money on prayers http://www.patheos.com/blogs/freethoughtnow/wasteful-spending-congress-pays-clergy-66000hour-to-pray/ Alabama bans all trans people from using ALL public bathrooms http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/04/27/pee-home-alabama-city-bans-trans-people-using-public-bathrooms/ Roy Moore blames athiests, trannys, and gays for the fact that nobody thinks he should be a judge anymore: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/watch-alabamas-chief-justice-blames-legal-troubles-on-a-transvestite-in-crazy-anti-gay-rant/ Swanson: Gays love each other the way cannibals love their victims: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/kevin-swanson-gays-love-each-other-just-cannibals-love-their-victims THIS WEEK IN MISOGYNY: Kirk Cameron gives marriage advice http://m.christianpost.com/news/kirk-cameron-god-marriage-wives-submission-husbands-161142/?m=1 Army Sexual Harassment teacher says you can overcome rape with Jesus: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/05/01/army-sexual-harassment-speaker-tells-crowd-they-can-only-overcome-the-horrors-of-rape-with-jesus/ Oklahoma parses which orifices count as rape: http://oklahomawatch.org/2016/04/23/appeals-court-sodomy-law-doesnt-apply-to-cases-with-unconscious-victims/

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains adult content like fart jokes.
0:05.0	This week's episode of The Scaving Atheist is brought to you by the new Riffer Compliant
0:10.0	Bathroom Solution for Trans people traveling through the Bible belt.
0:15.0	Transport a party.
0:16.0	Just hook up our patented system of tubes to your elementary canal and you'll be shitting
0:21.2	and pissing in a bag before you know it.
0:24.0	You won't even want to pull over and sexually assault anyone in a public bathroom.
0:28.0	Transport a party.
0:30.0	Shit the road in your Piddle Doos Coop.
0:33.0	And now The Scaving Atheist.
0:35.0	Hi, I'm Billy Baker, Waggett the Third at BBW3 on Twitter.
0:41.0	Hashtag Church of the Unseen Hand.
0:43.0	And I am a puppet and I did in fact evolve from a filthy sock puppet.
0:48.0	You humans however, did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:59.0	And I am a puppet.
1:05.0	It's Thursday.
1:08.0	It's May 5th.
1:09.0	And Carly Fiorina has found something she's better at killing than her daughter.
1:13.0	No illusions.
1:15.0	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:16.0	I'm Ethan Wright.
1:17.0	And from Jesus Christ Super 8, Val Dosta, Georgia, this is The Scaving Atheist.
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