ScathingAtheist 167: Wizard of Boz Edition

The Scathing Atheist

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Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

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🗓️ 28 April 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On this week’s episode the Pope frantically downloads Turbotax, Curt Schilling gets bloody sacked, and a Utah republican thinks the jizz on his McDonald’s food got there by accident.CALENDAR LINKS: SkepKon 2016; Hamburg, Germany, May 5-7th: http://www.skepkon.org/ NECSS; New York, NY, May 12-15th: http://necss.org/ SkeptiCal; Oakland, CA, May 15th: http://www.skepticalcon.com/ Imagine No Religion 6; Vancouver, May 20-22nd: http://www.imaginenoreligion.ca/ American Humanist Association 75th Anniversary Conference; Chicago, IL, May 26-29th:http://conference.americanhumanist.org/ GUEST LINK: Click Here to check out the Gaytheist Manifesto Podcast HEADLINES: Vatican unexpectedly halts independent financial audit: http://religionnews.com/2016/04/21/vatican-unexpectedly-suspends-independent-financial-audit/ Christians boycott Target over trans bathroom policy: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2016/04/transgender-bathroom-hysteria-christian-bigots-boycott-target/ TN repeals protections for faith healing parents: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2016/04/tennessee-repeals-protections-for-faith-healing-parents/ Disabled daughter wants to see her faith healing parents prosecuted: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/20/disabled-daughter-of-u-s-faith-healers-wants-to-see-her-parents-prosecuted/ ESPN finally fires Curt Schilling: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/20/curt-schilling-finally-fired-from-espn-after-posting-anti-trans-meme/ Appeals court rejects claim that teaching evolution “promotes atheism” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/21/appeals-court-rejects-lawsuit-claiming-the-teaching-of-evolution-in-kansas-promotes-atheism/ Utah Republican: “The 1st amendment protects me from second hand porn at McDonald’s” http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/utah-republican-the-first-amendment-protects-me-from-second-hand-porn-at-mcdonalds/ THIS WEEK IN MISOGYNY: Girls forced to wear full dress at water park: http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-1.716349 Saudi Therapist offers advice on proper wife-beating: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/20/how-to-beat-your-wife-properly-according-to-a-saudi-family-therapist/ This mother fucker right here: http://time.com/4297234/rodrigo-duterte-davao-city-philippines-rape-president-election-jacqueline-hamill/

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains obscene gestures.
0:04.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new Genealogy website
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0:10.7	Incester.com.
0:12.9	Is your name Jeb, Jeb a Dyson?
0:15.7	Do Spanish men keep accusing you of killing their father?
0:19.2	Curious about how those two things are related?
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0:23.7	Incester.com.
0:25.4	Log jam in the family tree.
0:28.3	Now the Skating Atheist.
0:30.6	This is Ari from the Gatheist Manifesto Podcast.
0:32.7	When I was a wee babby atheist, I traveled to Memphis for the infamous Matt Dillahunti versus
0:36.8	Cytan Bruggen Kate to Bate.
0:38.2	At the zoo, I saw a male gorilla among his hair.
0:41.1	In a displaved dominance, that gorilla climbed on top of a log, stood on his knuckles, and
0:44.8	proceeded to vigorously twerk for several minutes.
0:47.8	Later that same evening, I witnessed precisely this class of behavior sublimated into a pseudo-intellectual
0:52.4	form from Mr. Tenbruggen Kate.
0:54.4	Of all the comparative psychological proof known to date, this is truly the most telling
0:57.9	of evidences that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
1:01.9	It's April 28th.
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