ScathingAtheist 142: Jimmy Christ Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, a Toledo mayoral candidate will show Donald Trump how being the crazy person in the debate works, Ray Comfort admits that he almost became part of the gay mile high club, and Lucinda joins us for the antepenultimate edition of the Holy Babble.

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0:00.0	With BT Broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom and hello to...
0:04.5	Huh?
0:30.4	Running, the following podcast contains references to potentially offensive subjects like old man balls, puppy rape and rape comfort.
0:38.3	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new brand of individually bagged, pre-transubstantiated communion wine for blood enthusiasts on the go.
0:49.3	Bleeder of the pack.
0:51.3	Do you belong to a religion that involves a lot more vampire and cannibal stuff than you expected?
0:57.5	Can't seem to provide your kids with a proper serving of corpse blood when they have soccer on Sunday mornings.
1:03.4	Looking for a portable solution with a hole that's easier to stab?
1:07.2	Don't worry, we've got you covered.
1:09.6	Bleeder of the pack.
1:11.2	In the name of the father, the Caprice son, and the Holy Spirit, amen.
1:16.3	And now, The Skating Atheist.
1:19.0	My father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's was a filthy monkey man.
1:26.9	And my father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's he was a bacteria.
1:46.8	Ah, it's Thursday.
1:49.2	It's November 5th.
1:50.6	And if you ever play golf with a penis-shaped putter, be ready for some terrible puns.
1:56.2	It's worth it.
1:57.3	I'm Noah Luzon's.
1:58.8	I'm Heathen Wright.
2:00.1	And from New York, New York, and belt Dosta, Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.
2:05.4	On this week's episode, Toledo Mayoral Candidate will show Ben Carson how being the insane candidate is done.
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