ScathingAtheist 141: Rap Guide to Religion Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we'll learn that despite my intuitions, you should not bleach the rectums of autistic kids; the Vatican will make Archie Bunker look slightly less progressive than they used to make him look; and rap-artist Baba Brinkman joins Noah for what may be earth's first conversation between two people who have independently asked themselves "what rhymes with postmodernism?"Religion Evolves was written by Baba Brinkman and used with permission. For more information on his music, check out his website.

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains language that some listeners might find offensive,
0:05.2	like divine providence, spiritual, and creationist.
0:08.7	We also swear a lot.
0:10.9	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new Fairy Tail replacement
0:15.8	therapy for recovering Christians that want to stop believing in Santa Claus and other
0:19.9	made up bullshit.
0:21.8	St. Nicorette Gum.
0:23.0	Are you a grown-ass adult that still thinks magical sky warlocks are real?
0:28.9	Still struggling to get past that Bronze Age moral fixation.
0:32.9	Do you wish you could break free from all the delusions?
0:35.3	Well, it's time to bite down and chew…
0:37.5	ZREALITY!
0:38.5	St. Nicorette Gum.
0:40.9	When your priest starts getting really hard to swallow.
0:44.2	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:46.8	Good news everyone.
0:47.8	I'm Kenny Wyland from LiberalGeek.com and as an ex-Jahobas witness who carries the shame
0:53.4	of having argued with his high school biology teacher about creation versus evolution,
0:58.3	I can now, after getting properly educated, assure you that we did indeed evolve from
1:03.4	Filpy Monkey Man.
1:05.3	It's Thursday.
1:12.8	It's October 29th.
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