ScathingAtheist 139: We All Brew for Hebrews Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, American Muslims continue to exist just to piss off the rednecks, the subject of homosexual cannibal restaurant industry will come up naturally, and the Bible will strongly urge us not to be Jewish.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warding, the following podcast contains words like fuck.
0:04.0	This week's episode of the Skaving Atheist is brought to you by the new Internet Service
0:08.6	Provider for Orthodox Jewish people.
0:11.6	Verizon, Fios, Unmixed Fiber Optic Data Service.
0:16.8	Are you looking for a high-speed connection to Adon iTunes?
0:20.7	Want to surf the kosher web on Madis Yahu?
0:23.8	Want to be certain it shuts down once a week so you don't have to hire an IT Sabbath
0:27.4	Goi?
0:28.6	If you answered yes, then we're the ISP you've been looking for.
0:33.0	Verizon, Fios, we sure as shit don't scroll on Shabbos.
0:38.4	And now the Skaving Atheist.
0:40.4	Hi, I'm the Chairman of Guam, formerly from Guam, where America's Day begins, now residing
0:46.3	in Knoxville, America's Yeretha, where no amount of cranberry juice will make it stop
0:51.3	burning.
0:52.3	Follow me on Twitter at Chairman of Guam and join us in Knoxville at KnoxvilleAtheist.org
0:58.4	because despite what people believe in this antiquated state, we did in fact evolve from
1:03.4	filthy monkey men.
1:05.2	Ah, it's Thursday.
1:21.4	It's October 15th.
1:22.8	And Middle Eastern bodega owners probably find it offensive to redeem camelcash.
1:27.0	I have no illusions.
1:28.7	He thinned right.
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