Warning, when you subtract out the conjunctions in the pronouns, the majority of the words in this podcast are obscene.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new over-caffeinated beverage for the active heathen on the go.

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And now, The Skating Atheist.

This is Ishmael Brown, the HNIC from the Angry Black Ramp podcast, and let me be the first to admit that the KKK was partially right when it came to my black ass.

Though I'm not an actual monkey, I did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men. And so did their white ass.

Ah, it's Thursday. It's October 8th.

And fuck Dallas Kikel and his hipster beard and his pretentious fucking vinyl collection. Baseball's stupid anyway.

I'm Noah Luzans. I'm Heath Henry.

And from Pork Belly Futurist, Val Dosta Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, Oklahoma residents will no longer know whose names they can and can't use in vain.

We learn that the people at 785-2730325 have never even heard of a turkey helmet.

And Nick Morgan-Morrow will be here to film my inbox with Angry Shit for the next couple of weeks.

But first, the die track.

The National Media is just desperate for an atheist to massacre some religious people, aren't they?

Yeah, I guess the 80% of their American audience that's religious would love to hear some stories about how, no, it's not just religious zealots that do that shit.

It would reinforce their desperate narrative that religion doesn't factor into mass killings at all.

I mean, that's clearly the story they want to tell.

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