Warning, according to our entry on the Iron Chair It's Wiki, this show contains adult

language and potentially offensive comedy.

Not sure where they got the potentially bit from.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new Poisonous Snake

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This week's episode will discuss Kentucky Fried Capra.

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