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🗓️ 30 April 2015
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, the following podcast contains references to irreligious and blasphemous concepts like logic and Jesus taking it in the ass |
0:07.5 | This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by Ken Ham's new faith healing medical textbook |
0:14.1 | cancers in Genesis |
0:16.1 | Are you fascinated by mysterious ways like malignant baby tumors? |
0:20.5 | Does your pediatric oncologist seem a little too? |
0:24.2 | interventionist or maybe you're just glad to hear this isn't a Richard Dawkins book |
0:27.8 | Doesn't matter why just buy it so we could build a fake boat |
0:31.4 | cancers in Genesis |
0:33.1 | God let there be light so you had to expect a little melanoma and a whole bunch of other cancer and |
0:39.1 | Now the skating atheist |
0:43.0 | Hi, this is the prophet Jeremiah from the no religion required podcast |
0:47.2 | And I wanted to let you know that we didn't get genetic variation in humans because a couple of apes |
0:52.2 | Focked in front of a couple of sticks to create spotted speckled and striped humans as detailed by goats in chapter 30 of Genesis |
1:00.4 | But nevertheless we did indeed evolve from filthy fucking monkey mat |
1:15.0 | It's Thursday in April 30th and my liver definitely still hurts from parting with the amazing crew |
1:22.2 | At ReasonCon 2015. Good times. Good times. I'm Noah Luzion. I'm Heathen right and from flag carpet felt dusted Georgia this |
1:31.5 | Skating atheist on this week's episode a pro israel group will hate Jews vicariously through the Muslims |
1:37.8 | Dildo store probably won't open in mecca |
1:40.1 | But we're gonna talk about it anyway and Lucinda will join us and wondering why this book didn't end when Jesus died |
1:45.6 | But first die a job |
1:52.2 | You |
2:04.3 | As near as I can tell there was only one person at ReasonCon that didn't have any fun |
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