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And now The Skating Atheist.

Hello, this is Sir David Attenborough and I have for you dear listener, a limbic, told

to me by an old school chum from the south of Wales.

There once was a woman from Blorinch who, when fricking, her fanny turned orange.

She was caught in the act by a thirsty Tom cat and cried,

Bugga, I aunt all that door-inch.

And she, like I, almost surely evolved from the most filthy of.

Don't keep it.

Hey, it's Thursday, it's April 23rd.

And the Mets have the best record in the league.

The end is not.

Right, I have no illusions.

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