Warning, the following podcast contains references to both penises and messiahs often in the same sentence.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new big-budget Hollywood flipbook for Pennsylvania Dutch cine files.

A mission impossible, a few good men and-ites.

In a time, in a place, in a land with no electricity and no communication with the modern world.

Imagine if everyone stopped talking to you.

Did you order the shunning?

Did you order the shunning?

Did you order the-

Did you say something?

It looked like you were about to stay in there for a second, but I would say nothing if you ordered the shunning.

You got a damn right, I get it!

A mission impossible, a few good men and-ites.

You're building a log cabin, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.

And now, The Skating Atheist.

This is Matthew the Apostle.

From in the name of God, the podcast.

You may not know it, because it's not written in every scripture.

But it's true, we did, in fact, evolve from filthy, monkey, men.

The Skating Atheist.

Yeah, it's Thursday.

It's March 5th.

And congratulations to Cochnid of Disnits on their podcast of word nomination.

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