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The Scathing Atheist

Scathing Atheist 97: Happy Birthday Jesus Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, the A and E Network will buy hookers for a priest, we'll try to pry the Christ out of Christmas, and we'll finally reach the end of the Old Testament, only to find that our savior is in another castle.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, we're not gonna go easy on Jesus just because it's his birthday.

0:04.0

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by

0:08.0

The first installment of the unholy trilogy

0:11.0

Star Wars on Christmas, a Jew Pope

0:14.0

Because to make these people angry, all we have to do is mention Jews in December

0:18.0

Star Wars on Christmas, a Jew Pope, may the farce be with you

0:23.0

And now the skating atheist

0:26.0

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, it is I, Chris Kringle,

0:31.0

Father Christmas, or as most of you know me, Santa Claus

0:36.0

I just wanted to wish everyone a heathens greetings and happy holidays

0:43.0

And in case Ken Hamm is listening, I assure you we did in fact evolve from

0:49.0

Filthy Monkey Men and Noah did cheat at fantasy football this year

0:54.0

He's getting cold

0:56.0

Daddy, what are you doing?

0:58.0

Shit

1:12.0

It's Thursday

1:14.0

It's baby Jesus day

1:16.0

And there's no such thing as fantasy football

1:19.0

I'm no illusions

1:20.0

I'm Heathen Wright and from moving on up to Southwest,

1:24.0

Hodong Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist

1:27.0

And this week's episode, The A&E Network, will buy hookers for a priest

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