Scathing Atheist 97: Happy Birthday Jesus Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2014
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, we're not gonna go easy on Jesus just because it's his birthday. |
| 0:04.0 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by |
| 0:08.0 | The first installment of the unholy trilogy |
| 0:11.0 | Star Wars on Christmas, a Jew Pope |
| 0:14.0 | Because to make these people angry, all we have to do is mention Jews in December |
| 0:18.0 | Star Wars on Christmas, a Jew Pope, may the farce be with you |
| 0:23.0 | And now the skating atheist |
| 0:26.0 | Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, it is I, Chris Kringle, |
| 0:31.0 | Father Christmas, or as most of you know me, Santa Claus |
| 0:36.0 | I just wanted to wish everyone a heathens greetings and happy holidays |
| 0:43.0 | And in case Ken Hamm is listening, I assure you we did in fact evolve from |
| 0:49.0 | Filthy Monkey Men and Noah did cheat at fantasy football this year |
| 0:54.0 | He's getting cold |
| 0:56.0 | Daddy, what are you doing? |
| 0:58.0 | Shit |
| 1:12.0 | It's Thursday |
| 1:14.0 | It's baby Jesus day |
| 1:16.0 | And there's no such thing as fantasy football |
| 1:19.0 | I'm no illusions |
| 1:20.0 | I'm Heathen Wright and from moving on up to Southwest, |
| 1:24.0 | Hodong Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist |
| 1:27.0 | And this week's episode, The A&E Network, will buy hookers for a priest |
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