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Poe don't George. This is The Skating Atheist. In this week's episode, Mormons will get their magical

panties and a bunch about a statue. Australian priests offered to try out consensual. And

Bill and Susie from far roommate, they still will be here. So if George went, comes in. Everybody

will know. But first, the Diatr.

You know, it's starting to look like Ken Ham might just be as impudent as the God that he

worships. You might have seen it on the news last week, but if you didn't, we have a long delay

victory to celebrate last week. The state of Kentucky withdrew the $18 million in tax breaks they'd

offered Ken Ham and his effort to build a creationist theme park right smack dab in the part of the

country that can least afford to get dumber. With the funding pulled, it looks like everybody who

isn't Ken Ham or a member of the Kentucky legislature was right all along the arc park will never

happen. Now, there are plenty of good reasons why Kentucky tax dollars shouldn't go to Ken Ham and

his testament to stupidity, not the least of which is the fact that his brand of Christianity is

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