Scathing Atheist 74: Unholy Book Club Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode Liberty University makes god-particle physics a prerequisite for med students, we'll talk dirty to you and Thomas from Thomas and the Bible, Paul from Quranify Me and David from My Book of Mormon will join us to help spark a holy war.

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0:00.0	Warning, this episode is sexy.
0:03.4	Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Halalaburtin,
0:06.7	Iraq's newest monopoly brand of Muslim-friendly snack foods.
0:10.3	Want to help pay Dick Cheney back for the cost to clean it up this enormous mess somebody created?
0:14.7	Well, you don't have a choice because he secured a contract to supply all Iraqi food until 2026.
0:20.0	So try our new IA toll house cookies or go without cookies asshole Halalaburtin.
0:25.7	Iraq's favorite snack foods since the undisclosed year when we hashed our sinister plot.
0:30.2	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:32.2	Great makers, atheists, non-believers, who have returned to these clues.
0:37.7	This group represents a significant portion of our population.
0:41.7	So I'm hired to offer a notification of their behalf in the benefit of all the citizens of the country.
0:48.7	This is Terry from Velatry.com.
0:51.7	It's like religious Celitary but for bicycles.
0:54.7	Speaking with all the authority of a recreational cyclist who can change her own flats,
0:59.2	I can assure you that we did indeed evolve from filthy monkey men.
1:03.7	And women.
1:04.7	Fast women.
1:06.2	Wearing a Lycra.
1:14.2	Ah, it's Thursday.
1:16.2	It's July 17th.
1:18.7	And kids in Cleveland want their jerseys back from the homeless people in Miami now.
1:23.2	I'm no illusions.
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