Warning, we used F-word all the fucking time.

If the atheist complainer is so uncomfortable when they walk into a church, don't you think

it's something inside of the atheist complainer that's wrong?

I have a solution. Let's do an exorcism and cast a devil out of them, and then they'll feel comfortable when they walk into church.

This is Professor Steven from Atheists on Air. I'm here to inform my fellow homo sapiens that overwhelming scientific evidence

in multiple fields of science has been presented in the world's most preeminent peer-reviewed scientific journals,

then scrupulously evaluated by some of the best scientific minds on the planet and found to confirm,

with very high certainty, that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.

And no, the second law of thermodynamics does not fucking disprove this fact.

You slack-jawed mouth-breathing anti-intellectual andesophalic fuckwits.

The Earth is not an isolated system. I bet you can't tell me about the first law of thermodynamics,

or even how many laws of thermodynamics there actually are. Hell, I bet you don't even know what thermodynamics actually is.

God damn it, fucking stupid jerk off shit, he had fucked our creationist ass!

Aaaaahhhhhh, swavis! It's July 10th.

And yes, if I'm way more intelligent than you, I'm probably right, and you're probably wrong.

I'm No Illusions. I'm Heathenright. And from Foreign Terrorists' favorite target, New York, New York.

And the domestic terrorist shopping at Target, Poe, don, Georgia, this is the scathing atheist.

In this week's episode, an Alabama Church's inbreedery actor reaches critical mass.

We'll get to the part of the Bible your grandma masturbates to.

And we'll discuss how gay shoes affected this year's world cup.

But first, the diatribe.

My god, my grandma listens to the show.

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