Warning, this podcast contains all the dirty words that Bill and I wanted to say to Ken

Ham on Tuesday night, but couldn't.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Holy Whole Foods.

Overpriced scripture approved entire groceries.

Tired of secular supermarkets and their blatant disregard for ancient Middle Eastern dietary

restrictions.

Tired of their once-bitten synthetic produce, their partially finished bottles of backwash

and their scooped-out Reese's Cups.

For a large fee, we'll change all that and pay a guide away of a magic wand near our

warehouse.

Holy Whole Foods, our kosher aisle is so big it's disputed by Palestine and now The Skating

Atheist.

I mean Satan's done a lot for him.

I mean Satan has done a lot for Nicholas Cage, the least he could do is make a movie for

Satan.

G'day secular bloke here from Australia.

The reason you're hearing my voice on this, arguably the best podcast on the entire interwebs,

is because Heath, Noah and Lucinda have gotten so desperate and are scraping the bottom

of the barrel to find somebody to come on here and tell you that we did, in fact, evolve

from filthy monkey-type creatures.

Who, if we're honest, probably wanked a lot in public and flanked shit at each other?

It's Thursday, it's February 6th and it's the first week of white guilt month.

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