Warning, this podcast contains explicit language, and this week we're going for the record.

Today's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new Nepalese cancer-curing carbonated cow piss soda Mount Hindu.

Mount Hindu, we put the Brahmin and Brahminated vegetable oil, and now the Skating Atheist.

And now, in this day and age, exorcisms are done over Skype.

I'm going to reach out, cross the miles, and anoint you in the name of the Father.

Good news, everyone. This is Hemant Mehta, this is Cecil, and this is Tom.

I'm Daryl Ray, this is Steve, this is Steve Webb, Jake Fogg-Wolton, Thomas Cameron, Chuck Von Durey, John, and this is JD.

I'm Adam Rates-Reepe, and none of us talk to Steve.

Tom Beasley, Jane Avall, Bill, and Susie, Fandy, Dustin Williams, Dan Justin Sheeber, Carl, Jimmy G, Emily Dunlapville, this is Mark Nebel,

Kevin Bernstein, and George Robb, and as the producer of the geologic podcast,

American Atheist, Biscuptix Guide to the Universe, the incredulous podcast!

The Atheist Nomads, Thank God I'm Atheist, BSecular.com, from reasonable doubts, post-repturing, The Weeknds Out,

cognitive dissonance, C-Web Sunday School, The Imaginary Frame Show, Thomas in the Bible, Atheist Alliance of America,

The Rational Talk Podcast, The Hood Mentality, Angry Atheist,

We have reviewed the evidence, we've listened to the arguments,

We did, in fact, evolving, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy,

Stinking, sexy, monkey men, man, and women, yes dear.

It's Thursday, it's January 30th, and doing a full hour this week, so you have to pay double.

I'm No Illusions, Ethan Wright, and from nearly 4th Avenue list, New York, New York.

And, less than 4th Avenue, having Bowdunk, Georgia, this is the scathing Atheist.

In this week's episode, a preacher learns the hard way that despite what the Bible says, poison can kill you.

I'll offer a Nebraska State Senator a rim job, and he'll bargain his way up to a rusty trombone.

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