Scathing Atheist 39: Brain Rape Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Other, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2013

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Christians build a big plane so that they can put smaller planes in it so they can put bibles in them, we'll say "Put 30 seconds on the clock" and then do a 53 second bit and because of sheer volume, child molesting religious figures will no longer be remotely ironic.

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0:41.1	Size Coaster Mouthwash. Did the Holocaust leave a bad taste in your mouth? Did a pedophile
0:45.7	rabbi leave a bad taste in your mouth? Did you wish cuisine leave a bad taste in your mouth?
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1:01.0	And now The Skating Atheist. When did I say that Jews don't like Catholic? You for
1:04.7	quoted. No, I'm talking about secular Jews who run the Hollywood studios who make
1:11.7	anti-Catholic movies. Hey guys, this is John. And this is JD.
1:16.3	And we're the hosts of the Rational Talk podcast. That's right. We wanted to tell you
1:20.2	that we have reviewed the evidence. We've listened to the arguments. And we've determined
1:23.5	that there is only one rational conclusion. That is, we did, in fact, evolve from Filthy
1:28.9	Monkey Men. And women, because you know, vagina's need
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