Warning, this podcast contains explicit language like shit and fuck.

Today's episode of The Scathing Atheist is brought to you by the new television network ESPN-JU,

featuring Hall of Fame sportscasters Marv Albert, Chris Burman, Howard Kosell, Marty Glickman,

and Al Michaels narrating an endless loop of sandy co-facts highlights,

with occasional snippets of disgraced steroid-abusing brewer outfielder Ryan Braun.

ESPN-JU, because seriously it's co-facts and bearous punter Adam Podlash,

and now The Scathing Atheist.

Storms and hurricanes and unimaginable murders and mass murders and all of that doesn't just hide.

Doesn't just happen.

A door has been opened and we have said, you know, we embrace a wicked policy.

Okay, then I'll take my hand of protection off your nation and whoop.

Hey, I'm Remi G, and I run a Facebook page called Fuck Your Fucking Guide.

You ignorant blinded dumb fuck.

And I'm here to tell you we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey life.

It's Thursday.

It's November 7th, and Brandon Lee died because someone filled in the blank.

I'm Noah Luzon.

I'm Ethan Wright, and for post-Bloombergian New York, New York, this is The Scathing Atheist.

On this week's episode, we'll refresh you with some thinking man's abortion jokes.

The Jews will continue to have not murdered Jesus.

And we do an entire segment on Pennsylvania Schools without a single Sandusky joke.

But first, the diatronic.

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