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The Scathing Atheist

Scathing Atheist 35: Doubting Thomas Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2013

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode we'll praise Lesus, our Jord and Savior, a homeopath will commit suicide by cutting off his pinky toe and what's-his-name from Thomas and the Bible will join us to talk about some book or another.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and we're talking really explicit.

0:03.9

In fact, I'm going to use the F word at the end of this sentence.

0:06.2

And if you have a problem with it, you can go tell somebody who gives a fuck.

0:09.5

Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Ivory Tower Atheist's soap.

0:13.6

Splatter with a blood of a savior while performing a routine zealot crucifixion,

0:17.3

roped into church by your significant other and can't get rid of that self-righteous asshole smell,

0:21.4

hands covered in sauteed baby grease once again,

0:24.0

well try Ivory Tower Atheist's soap because bullshit stains on the just and the unjust alike.

0:29.2

Now available in an extra strength antibacterial formula and now The Skating Atheist.

0:35.0

My definition of God is humanity and is the love of humanity.

0:39.2

And as we return to, you know, I don't call you an atheist then.

0:41.7

I think if you believe in the awe in the wonder and in the mystery that that is what God is.

0:49.1

Hello, this is Cameron from the camsmannasworld.de podcast.

0:53.9

And as a professor of science, I assure you we did infect a vault from filthy monkey man.

1:18.5

It's Thursday, it's October 17th and Oprah's a fat whore even for a white woman.

1:23.3

I'm Noah Luzon and I'm Ethan and from perpetually parading New York, New York,

1:28.0

this is The Skating Atheist. In this week's episode, we'll praise lesis our Jordan Savior.

1:33.9

A homie a path will commit suicide by cutting off his pinky toe and what's his name from

1:38.1

time as the Bible will join us to talk some scripture. But first, the Diatry.

1:58.2

You know, it seems like Atheist can point out how silly Christians are all day and we just

2:01.6

get called assholes, but as soon as you call out Muslims, you're an Islamophobic.

2:06.8

It's not that you think that a murderous child raping a literate war lord isn't worth

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