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🗓️ 17 October 2013
⏱️ 30 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and we're talking really explicit. |
0:03.9 | In fact, I'm going to use the F word at the end of this sentence. |
0:06.2 | And if you have a problem with it, you can go tell somebody who gives a fuck. |
0:09.5 | Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Ivory Tower Atheist's soap. |
0:13.6 | Splatter with a blood of a savior while performing a routine zealot crucifixion, |
0:17.3 | roped into church by your significant other and can't get rid of that self-righteous asshole smell, |
0:21.4 | hands covered in sauteed baby grease once again, |
0:24.0 | well try Ivory Tower Atheist's soap because bullshit stains on the just and the unjust alike. |
0:29.2 | Now available in an extra strength antibacterial formula and now The Skating Atheist. |
0:35.0 | My definition of God is humanity and is the love of humanity. |
0:39.2 | And as we return to, you know, I don't call you an atheist then. |
0:41.7 | I think if you believe in the awe in the wonder and in the mystery that that is what God is. |
0:49.1 | Hello, this is Cameron from the camsmannasworld.de podcast. |
0:53.9 | And as a professor of science, I assure you we did infect a vault from filthy monkey man. |
1:18.5 | It's Thursday, it's October 17th and Oprah's a fat whore even for a white woman. |
1:23.3 | I'm Noah Luzon and I'm Ethan and from perpetually parading New York, New York, |
1:28.0 | this is The Skating Atheist. In this week's episode, we'll praise lesis our Jordan Savior. |
1:33.9 | A homie a path will commit suicide by cutting off his pinky toe and what's his name from |
1:38.1 | time as the Bible will join us to talk some scripture. But first, the Diatry. |
1:58.2 | You know, it seems like Atheist can point out how silly Christians are all day and we just |
2:01.6 | get called assholes, but as soon as you call out Muslims, you're an Islamophobic. |
2:06.8 | It's not that you think that a murderous child raping a literate war lord isn't worth |
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