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You're an agenda item on a government meeting. It just I'm not sure that's what you had in mind for prayer. God.

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It's Thursday. It's October 10th. And there's a Broadway bombing Manhattan on Saturday that has nothing to do with Islam.

I'm no illusions. I'm Ethan Wright. And from ignorantly Christopher Columbus friendly New York, New York.

This is the Skating Atheist. And this week's episode we'll learn that people who really love America work to overthrow it.

We examine a new humane cage freebreed of rape joke. It will finger bang for Jesus.

But first, the soothing tones of no illusions apologizing for being right. Let's go to the diatribe.

There are plenty of bullshit explanations for it, but the primary reason religion persists is because people would rather not think about dying.

Religion doesn't really solve the problem, but it has proven to be a great way to delay the problem.

I've gone on record before saying it's only the slimmest minority of religious people that believe in an afterlife.

Anybody who has ever exhibited self preservation or mourned a loved one is full of shit if they tell you they honestly believe in heaven everlasting.

Either that or they think all their loved ones are evil and hell bound.

My favorite analogy is a soldier that takes a fatal wound and he's lying there on the battlefield.

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