Scathing Atheist 32: Jewish Holidays Suck Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2013

⏱️ 30 minutes

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In this week's episode we'll learn that the Lone Star State was being graded on a scale of five stars, we'll find out that you can't say bomb on an airplane, fire in a theater or atheist on a bus and we'll make abortion jokes and anal sex jokes at the same time.

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0:00.0	Today's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new chain of confessional
0:03.2	restaurants plenary hollywood where there's truth in every booth and respite in every
0:07.0	bite.
0:08.0	Come in Tuesdays for half-priced absolution vodka martinis because drinking your problems
0:12.0	away is every bit as effective as Catholicism.
0:15.0	And now the Skating Atheist.
0:17.0	Uh, unlike some other quains as a mind, I don't have any big deal about somebody's religion.
0:24.0	If you claim, if you claim that the earth is 10,000 years old, that's just wrong.
0:31.0	No, they say 5,000.
0:32.0	5,000.
0:33.0	It's just wrong.
0:34.0	The earth is flat.
0:35.0	No, it isn't.
0:36.0	This is Shane from Calgary, Canada and we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:55.0	It's Thursday, it's September 26th and we don't fuck with Hindus enough.
1:02.0	I'm your host No Illusions and from generally assembled New York, New York, this is the Skating
1:08.0	Atheist.
1:09.0	In this week's episode, we'll discover that the lone star state was graded on a scale
1:12.0	of 5 stars.
1:13.0	We'll learn that you can't say bomb on an airplane, fire in a theater or an atheist on a bus
1:18.0	and we'll manage to make abortion jokes and anal sex jokes at the same time.
1:22.0	But first, the diatribe.
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