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Newspapers carried cover pages with homosexual couples kissing on the front page,

requiring parents to explain to their young children why two people would engage in such behavior.

Hey, my name is Maggie from the Artistic Jesus Facebook page,

and we did impact the valve from Filthy Monkey Men.

It's Thursday, it's August 8th, and Jesus probably faked it the first time he came.

I'm your host, Noah Luzons, and from Justifiably Missing Thropic New York, New York,

this is The Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, Heath and Lucinda will be back for more Bible learning,

special guest Eli Bosnick will help us recap the Pentateuch.

Professor Chris Altman will join us to teach me that it's pronounced Pentateuch,

and there will be so much good shit we'll need a fourth bullet point on the intro.

But first, the Diatribe.

The Christian told me that they were reading the God delusion, I'd be impressed.

Even if they told me that there was no chance in how the Dawkins was going to sway him,

and that they were just reading it to see how wrong he'd gotten it,

I'd still admire the intellectual fortitude it takes to immerse oneself in something

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