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It's not that I'm just some Muslim writing about Jesus. I am an expert with the

Ph.D. in the history of religions but I have been obsessed with Jesus.

It still begs the question why would you be interested in the founder of Christianity?

I'm Lucinda Luzans from later in the show and we did in fact evolve from Filthy Monkeewin.

It's Thursday. It's August 1st. There's a new royal baby and he looks delicious.

I'm your host, Noah Luzans and from Psychotropic New York, New York, this is the

Skating Atheist and this week's episode North Carolina preemptively declares

their independence from Saudi Arabia. We'll get almost all the way through the

headline segment without making a rape joke and we'll learn that Alfredo Borodowski

is one waskly lab I. But first the diatriom.

Tom and Cecil over at Cognitive Dissonance invited me on their show last week.

We had a blast hanging out and you can hear most of that blast on episode 109 of

their show which you'll find linked in the show notes for this episode. But

shameless self-promotion is only part of the reason I bring it up. See what I

first started this podcast I kind of thought of all the other atheist podcasts as

the competition. You know I'd listen to reasonable doubts and I'd say damn it

these guys are way smarter than us right listen to atheist experience and say

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