Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new Off-Broadway musical Joseph Smith and the amazing

Technicolor underpants because Matt Stone and Tray Parker made mad bank lampoon and Mormons in a play

Why the hell shouldn't we? And now The Skating Atheist.

You know, it's a shame that a bill like this one I'm signing today is even required.

Religious freedom does not mean freedom from religion.

Hey, I'm Remy G and I run a Facebook page called Fuck Your Fucking God.

You ignorant blinded dumb fuck and I'm here to tell you we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.

It's Thursday. It's June 27th and sorry about all that money you pissed away accidentally

expediting a binding legal ruling in favor of gay marriage Mormons. I'm your host Noah

allusions and from pizza mecha New York New York this is The Skating Atheist.

In this week's episode we'll couch domestic abuse and a bunch of feel good Jesus talk.

A new poll will show that Americans are every bit as dumb as people think we are and God will

kill an enormous number of people but first the diatribe.

When I was 13 years old my brother gave me a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and

told me to read it. I was more of a climb trees play sports be sweaty and grass staying kid

than a sit still for more than 30 minutes and read stuff kid but it was short so I gave it a go.

Now this was the first time I'd ever seen religion treated with such brazen mockery.

I was already doubting the conflicting messages from my Mormon dad my Catholic mom but when I read

The Hitchhiker's Guide I realized that it was okay to just call bullshit on all of it.

After all this dude wasn't getting struck by lightning or brimstone and he certainly didn't seem

to be too worried about going to hell so why should I be? And there's a question that Adams

poses in this book that's been stuck in my craw for two dozen years. Just who is this God

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