Pina!

Hi, I'm Adam Gidwitz, host of Grim, Grimmer, Grimist, and I'm here to ask you to make a very grim decision.

Okay, ready.

Would you rather be chased by an evil cook

who wants to boil you in a stew?

Or have boiling water with snakes and snake farts thrown at you.

Now take a moment to think it over carefully.

Ready? Let's hear some answers.

I would rather be chased by an evil cook who wants to boil me in stew because maybe I could

run really fast or something. I am a pretty fast runner and maybe I had a sword or something. I don't know really, but I think that sounds better because the snake farts doesn't sound good.

No, the snake farts sound terrible and I love your combination of confidence and not quite

certainty like I'm not sure but I'm a fast runner and maybe I can have a sword I like the sword idea love it

All right let's hear another one I would be chased by an evil cook who wants to boil you want to do because it's like running from

veggies it's like my mom chasing me to get my veggies

village that wants to make me chasing me to get my veggies village

like evil cook that wants to make me the veggies.

All right, so you cut experience with this

because your mom chases you around with veggies

so you're very familiar with evil cooks chasing you around. I'm just

kidding your mom is not evil mom you're not evil I promise. Excellent answer

let's hear one more. I wouldn't want to be boiled because that's painful and snake farts are funny.

Snake farts are funny.

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