Pina!

Hi, I'm Adam Gidwitz, host of Grim, Grimmer, Grimist, and I'm here to ask you to make a very grim decision.

Okay, ready?

Would you rather be forced to climb ice mountains

using just two knitting needles.

Or be woken up every day by being smacked on the head with a spoon.

Now take a moment to think it over carefully.

Ready? Let's hear some answers.

I probably break my skull with the spoon so I'm going to the ice mountain because

nobody ever said I couldn't wear as much winter gear as possible and my mom actually

has really big knitting needles so I'll use those because they're

actually sharp and they're ginormous and they're very hard so I don't think they would

break.

Perfect. You have the enormous knitting needles that you need at home already.

I can see why you chose that one.

All right, let's hear another one.

I would rather well climb the hill of glass mountains

because that wouldn't hurt, but to be smacked on a spoon would.

It totally would. I think that's wise.

I mean, what an awful way to wake up every morning.

I don't even like the alarm clock. I would hate a wooden spoon hitting me in the head.

All right, let's see if this next person agrees.

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