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Hello kids. This is RISK. The show where people tell true stories. They never thought they

dared to share. I'm Kevin Allison. This is Pink Satellite Behind Me Now. And we are calling today's

episode SCARD. Listen, I just had the most remarkable, exhausting but remarkable trip to Portland

and Seattle where we did four shows. And today's episode is going to feature three stories from

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