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The 93X Half-ass morning show.

Ninety-nery.

What part about doing clubs is if you're headlining, you have to fly in early so that you can get up extra early in the morning the next day and do the morning Zoo crew drive time radio to promote the show.

That is a

a nightmare even if it's 15 minutes is the worst 15 minutes of your

life always I don't care if you've been in a shark attack if I was in a

shark attack and then they had no anesthetic and they had to heal it up and they

sew it up I'd be like this sucks but then if two DJ's came in to interview me I

would shoot myself and they're the same everywhere all across the country.

They're all the same two mother-sull clowns.

It's two guys, two nutty guys.

You know, they're crazy.

Like Hawaiian shirts on.

You can tell they just did a pound of blow like four hours earlier.

It's always this guy who talks like this and he's always named after some kind of

animal. He's always the bear or the couder. And then there's his partner who talks like this.

So it's this guy and this guy and he's always the madman or the crazy doctor.

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