Scare Us Silly

Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains

Plosive

Improv, Lucy Beaumont, Sam Campbell, Comedy, Taskmaster

4.7 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Listen if you dare. Lucy and Sam receive some extremely disturbing messages from listeners.

Thanks to listeners who sent in things to scare us silly: Roslyn, Matthew, Sunny, Lucas, Jules, Archie, Zoë, Adam?, Christian, Georgia, Robbie, Marty, Ruby, James, Molly and Daisy.

If you want to send a message or voice note to the podcast, email it to lucyandsamsperfectbrains@gmail.com or WhatsApp to +447541967499

Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Artwork by Sam Campbell.

Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.

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0:00.0	Throughout the course of history, there's been no odd of mysteries, but never won.
0:08.0	Quite as fun as the secret garden of Babylon, of Babylon, oh Babylon, the garden.
0:16.0	Oh Babylon, do not surrender. Oh kids that bloom all year round.
0:24.6	An action fountain that makes not a sound.
0:29.6	So check out this garden, please don't be afraid.
0:33.6	It's Lucy and Sam's perfect brains.
0:36.6	Lucy and Sam's perfect brink. Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brits.
0:38.8	Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brits.
0:43.9	This podcast will be recorded for training purposes only.
0:48.2	Ha, ha, ha.
0:50.3	Welcome to the crypt of evil.
0:53.4	Ha, ha, ha.
0:57.7	Does it occur me?
0:59.3	What does it occur?
1:02.2	I'm here with gruesome Lucy Beaumont, one of the slimyest, and she will turn you bone white.
1:10.3	Oh, sorry.
1:13.9	And I'm here with, I'm here with Sam,
1:22.2	the snidey, sniggering, slimy, slimy, sultry, sam.
1:24.3	Yes, oh my God.
1:27.1	Well, listeners, this is, of course, our Halloween.
1:31.9	But does Halloween, it's not exactly the scariest word, is it?
1:32.6	Halloween.
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