Scandoval And The Audacity Of Men

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Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Jared and Jordana are back in the studio after weeks of travel and touring to talk about the word on everyone’s minds and TVs: Scandoval. Jordana gives Jared the highlights of the Vanderpump Rules finale and reunion, and they debate the toll of being cheated on in such a grand scale. Then, they jump into an email about a guy having a great time seeing a fellow grad student, but he’s about to move across the country for 5 months. Is it fair to bring titles into play, or should they put a pause on the relationship potential between them? The Awkward Sexual Encounter pulls the plug on the breakup sex that could’ve been. Then, our second emailer shares a bizarre request from a one-night stand. J&J finish with a game of Red Flag or Deal Breaker about a shitty date, manners when you meet the parents, and settling the debate on whether a S.O. should take an upgraded seat when flying as a couple. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.0	That's FAUXPAS.
0:30.9	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:35.0	And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana, after our long hiatus.
0:41.4	I know. It feels like it's been a really long time.
0:44.0	Well, I guess not for the listeners, because we're here every Wednesday and Sunday no matter what.
0:49.0	Well, they're probably like you've been talking about stuff that happened weeks ago.
0:52.4	Right. As they're listening.
0:53.8	Right. Like, oh, we're mentioning Chicago and we're thanking you in retrospect,
0:57.1	even though it didn't happen yet.
0:58.6	Now we are taping date line, May 24th.
1:02.8	It is the Wednesday leading into Memorial Day weekend, which means this will be released
1:08.4	on the Wednesday after Memorial Day weekend. And I don't know.
1:13.2	It's summer. We're here. It's here.
1:15.5	Season of renewal spring summer. We are in it.
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