SCAMMED by the Girl Scouts, Celebrity RUN in's, & Our Very Scary Week.

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Ryland Adams

Comedy Interviews, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy:comedy Interviews, News

4.5 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Go to http://factormeals.com/sip50 and use code sip50 to get 50% off! On today's episode of The Sip, Ryland and Lizze are joined by Vicki and Susie Adams to taste test NEW menu items at Little Caesars! Ryland reveals the results from his full body MRI, and also recalls being SCAMMED by the Girl Scouts. Lizze's spent her weekend at the vet after a scare with her dog and the two break down the week's HOT TOPICS!

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0:00.0	And the Oh, rolling, rolling, rolling.
0:34.0	before we get going, before we get started, I'd like to take a moment with you,
0:38.0	to hold hands.
0:39.0	You can come, Chris, this isn't a private moment.
0:42.0	I'd like to manifest great things for us on this Monday. Go ahead.
0:49.3	I would like for us to remember who the common enemy is because you and I are teammates
0:55.3	and it's you and me against the fucking tax boards of America and if we lose sight of who the true enemy is, they win and we lose.
1:05.0	I'm getting uncomfortable about how much we could get accomplished like this.
1:08.0	We could get a lot accomplished like this.
1:09.0	It feels pretty powerful.
1:10.0	I worked an entire shift in a movie they were holding hands with someone one time.
1:12.8	I'm getting uncomfortable.
1:14.0	You do. Is there a split in your lip?
1:16.0	Or is it just?
1:17.0	Oh.
1:18.0	Apparently pregnant women get really chopped lips.
1:20.0	Really?
1:21.0	Yeah, I've been nibbling my flesh off my mouth.
1:23.0	I didn't know if it was like a clump of lipstick, like what is reminiscent on your shirt.
1:28.3	And here's the deal.
1:29.3	I was trying, like this is so fucked because I was like, I hope there's a way I can bring up how stupid this
1:33.7	fucking MAC Foundation applicator is. Is this the one you loved that was a heart?
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