And the Oh, No. No, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?

We're boring you? I'm so tired. Do you know what my life has been like? My husband got home at midnight last week after being gone all week.

Whatever, I'm tired. I've had to wake up at midnight that motherfucker wait did you go pick his ass up from the airport

I was no I didn't pick his ass up from the airport thank you but I was on the in the kitchen with the

dogs because of achy situation achy situation you You're such an asshole. She literally and God bless her. She's

growing a baby so she deserves this but I am 100% positive she's on that floor and

telling her dogs they're sick. She's like you guys were sick and we're not going to leave the floor and I went and visited this household just so I could investigate what was going on and it's definitely a munch housing syndrome no it is it is she's like

icky you're ill you're ill you need to sit icky no I see you're hurt you go to take it

easy buddy.

Everybody knows French Bulldogs are wildly out of control and once they get a tiny injury,

it can become a really severe injury because they will hurt themselves because they're fucking stupid.

Right. I wish... they will hurt themselves because they're fucking stupid.

Right.

I wish nothing but pain and suffering on you and your entire family and I mean that.

We're already suffering.

It's been a few rough days.

I, for the audio only listeners, I'm rolling my eyes.

Heavily. Like I might get a headache from how hard I'm rolling these eyes.

It's like a tilde on my forehead.

And this is the nasty part of me.

I can't wait until that baby is born?

Why?

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