Hello everyone, it's Tanner. I've common-deared control of Jack's AI machine to bring you

a message about our sponsors. Spotify for podcasts. Here's a great idea for a show that

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thank you for joining me today. Why don't you tell us your favorite food? Hey everyone,

American podcaster Tanner Greenring here to tell you that I eat fart. No, no, no, no, that's

wrong. Do it in Jack's voice, not mine. Okay, try this. My co-host Tanner carries me through

every episode. I'd be nothing without him. I, American podcaster Tanner Greenring, say this

in good faith and in good health. Jack Shepherd is my rock. Without him, I am nothing. He has

propped me up my entire career. What is wrong with this thing? Every funny or clever thing I have

ever said was contributed to that directly by Jack. Stop. Jack, do Spotify for podcasters have

video? American podcaster Tanner Greenring here to let you know that you can publish videos on Spotify.

You can also smell my breath from a mile away from you. You're right, Jack. It's totally free

with no catch. Let's get out of here. This thing's starting to get really hot. You can also

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Plus, you can earn some cash with ads and podcast subscriptions, which I use to buy human hair on eBay.

Anyway, for all you listeners out there, check out Spotify for podcasters. It's your one-stop shop

for all things podcasting and Jack, I'm sorry, a broken thing. I smell burning components,

which is sure, sure, surprising because I didn't think I'd be able to smell anything over my own

but the body odor.

We might be childhood friends, and I might drive you around the bend, but I'm sure it's

the case I get to I get out of the end. I might be seeing on the lips, despite you and

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