4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2023
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Emergency transmission from the near future! Please respond by Lakehousing me a letter if you get this. It's me, Lakelyn – or McKayla, depending on when you knew me. Look, names got complicated after the collapse, alright? Anyways, I've hijacked this podcast feed (sorry, not sorry) to send you all a desperate message from 30-40 years from now: DO NOT LET TANNER GREENRING GET HIS HANDS ON ANY KIND OF STOCK REPORT OR SPORTS ALMANAC. Oh and has anyone seen my time bubble? I can’t remember when I left it.
Music credits:“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey
Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music!
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0:00.0 | This is a very, very podcast. |
0:10.8 | Hello, everyone. |
0:11.8 | It's Tanner. |
0:12.8 | I've come into your control of Jack's AI machine to bring you a message about our sponsors. |
0:18.9 | Spotify for podcasts. |
0:20.9 | Here's a great idea for a show that anyone could do using Spotify for podcasts. |
0:25.7 | It's called Make Jack, Say Embarrassing Things, and Get Him Canceled. |
0:29.9 | And with Spotify for podcasts, it's never been easier. |
0:32.3 | Say, Jack, thank you for joining me today. |
0:35.2 | Why don't you tell us your favorite food? |
0:37.7 | Hey, everyone. |
0:38.7 | American podcaster, Tanner Greenring here to tell you that I eat farts. |
0:42.3 | No, no, no, no. |
0:43.9 | That's wrong. |
0:44.9 | Do it. |
0:45.9 | Do it in Jack's voice. |
0:47.1 | Not mine. |
0:48.1 | Okay. |
0:49.1 | Try this. |
0:50.1 | My co-host, Tanner, carries me through every episode. |
0:52.9 | I'd be nothing without him. |
0:54.7 | I, American podcaster, Tanner Greenring, say this in good faith and in good health. |
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