SAYER Episode 9 – Irretrievable

SAYER

Adam Bash

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Drama

4.8 • 773 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2014

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Now that you’re back to peak physical health – even if that peak keeps receding – it’s time to see what your new position as a Tier 2 researcher has in store for you. Additionally, an anomaly has been detected in Stairwell F but that’s surely no cause for alarm.
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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
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0:00.0	All right, the results are in.
0:17.8	Don't worry, it's good news.
0:20.4	All your tests came back negative.
0:21.6	Your blood pressure looks good.
0:22.6	Hello, resident...
0:23.6	Oh.
0:24.6	You're as healthy as you're ever going to be after what your body's been through.
0:26.6	I'm giving you a clean bill of health. You can return to work immediately.
0:30.6	Is he finished yet?
0:32.6	I did not mean to interrupt.
0:35.6	It is often difficult to tell when you humans are finished speaking,
0:40.3	as you can sometimes drone on far beyond the point where any new information of relevance is forthcoming.
0:48.3	I am Sayer.
0:52.3	And today it is my duty to assure that you arrive on floor 204 without incident.
1:01.0	Tier 2 employees are extremely valuable to airlith dynamics, yet your lifespans are sadly
1:09.0	little better than your Tier 1 counterparts.
1:11.6	If you ever manage to make it to Tier 3,
1:15.6	well, you are not authorized to access information regarding Tier 3 employees.
1:21.6	So, let's just leave it B.
1:24.6	Reminder
1:28.3	A reminder to all residents that sterilization of floor 103 has been completed.
1:35.3	It is now safe to return to your living quarters on this floor.
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